Saturday, May 14, 2011

the gargen


I can hear the train
Underneath the sound
Of rainfall.

The players won’t
Work if it is raining.
No chance

Of them playing to
Day.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Two Dollar Cover (TOniight)



Sick purple shirt your face looks so
punk in this light are u going to speak
on the mic tonight?

I imagine, by your outfit, that your
poems will be spit with aplomb.
You are the shit son!

Remember this guy? What was your
name again? This guy is so awesome!
Are u spitting tonight?

Has the list filled up yet? Two dollar
cover my man. Welcome to the
community of poetry!

You owe me a drink because it is a
two dollar cover but it's cool because
you are going to buy me a drink?

This is my girlfriend she is an
awesome bed-maker and she
looks so effing hot broski. I love

Talib!



Monday, April 18, 2011

i wrote a poem for lizz straight's unborn child it's called: ∆ or save 10% or the baby or mother hood:



make elaborate shopping lists for you,
translate them (using babble fish) in
to mandarin and then translate them (ag
ain, using babble fish) into french whi
ch i then translate (using babble fish)
back into american english.

Monday, April 4, 2011

SPORTS WRITING


They spent eight innings doing their best
to turn Opening Day euphoria into panic on
the Broad Street Subway. Baseball writing.

Saturday, April 2, 2011

today's big thing

i decided, today, that anything worth doing is not worth doing ________________.
this was       on my decision ___ _______ _____________. i know that you     , i as well, do
not get the j--es about ___________ and language. however,_________, i still (     ) you with
all of the love a __________ can muster for a book of things. a book of things.

please do not make jokes about me
please do not make jokes about me
please do not make jokes about me
please do not make jokes about me
please do not make jokes about me
please do not make jokes about me
please do not make jokes about me
please do not make jokes about me
please do not make jokes about me
please do not make jokes about me
please do not make jokes about me
please do not make jokes about me
please do not make jokes about me
exclusivity is a rabid fish/horse/bird
please do not make jokes about me
please do not make jokes about me
please do not make jokes about me
please do not make jokes about me